Mrs D
8th August 2005, 23:11
Hi guys -
Following on from Drinky's thread about understanding women, I thought I would add the following...............could help you boys out a little!!!
WORDS WOMEN USE
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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only ever five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!
And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh
You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.
For example:
1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you
can see right through them
2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it
takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed
3) Tyre -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated
4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to
light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part
5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water
6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on
7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up
8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom
9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around
10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying
;) :p
Following on from Drinky's thread about understanding women, I thought I would add the following...............could help you boys out a little!!!
WORDS WOMEN USE
*****************************
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only ever five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!
And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh
You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.
For example:
1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you
can see right through them
2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it
takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed
3) Tyre -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated
4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to
light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part
5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water
6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on
7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up
8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom
9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around
10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying
;) :p